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Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 669	Posted - 2012.06.16 14:20:00 - [1] - Quote If anyone reads this thread and still wants to hire us they're probably pretty dumb. But really, we're actually quite good or something.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 670	Posted - 2012.06.17 17:36:00 - [2] - Quote MaCoola wrote: Vimsy Vortis wrote: If anyone reads this thread and still wants to hire us they're probably pretty dumb. But really, we're actually quite good or something. lol yeah right. You are good though. You are fantastic at station games, staying docked unless you have 3:1 numbers. So, actually, just like the average empire war deccer. But you are fun to talk to in local so + 1 for that. I don't know who you are but I think you've got the wrong number.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 703	Posted - 2012.07.02 05:00:00 - [3] - Quote Our glorious leader is currently away. So instead of contacting Adriel you're going to want to get ahold of me instead. That or send lots and lots of repetitive mails to Adriel, if you send enough I'm sure she'll get them!
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 704	Posted - 2012.07.02 15:30:00 - [4] - Quote As you can see we're serious people who you can absolutely trust to actually get something done.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 736	Posted - 2012.07.16 06:08:00 - [5] - Quote Someone tried to contract me to do a thing and I was all set to accept his contract but then I forgot what his name was. If you're that guy you should get in touch with Adriel.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 772	Posted - 2012.09.16 17:08:00 - [6] - Quote What kinds of mercenaries would we be if we weren't able to do that kind of thing? Bad ones, if you ask me.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 833	Posted - 2012.10.12 19:49:00 - [7] - Quote See, we scare people from large nullsec alliances so much that they won't come into highsec. That obviously speaks to our effectiveness as mercenaries.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 846	Posted - 2012.10.15 03:19:00 - [8] - Quote I'd like a word with whoever your FC is, by the way.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 848	Posted - 2012.10.15 15:04:00 - [9] - Quote I just wanted to ask the guy exactly what fleet he'd be willing to engage. I mean, we flew 5 unsupported assault ships down to you guys and your mixed BC/BS gang ran away from it (although granted I did reship into a harbinger when we saw a dominix). I mean we straight up left the logistics at home and flew the smallest, least effective things we had and your dudes still bottled out. That's a shameful display, even by the normal standards of highsec alliances. You should replace whoever was leading those guys with someone who can actually identify situations in which you are at an advantage.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 850	Posted - 2012.10.15 23:13:00 - [10] - Quote I'm sorry, but it wasn't anyone in RvB who was scouting for our other war targets, it was you guys.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 963	Posted - 2012.12.29 16:19:00 - [11] - Quote Break-A-Wish foundation probably has the most questionable C&P thread of any merc outfit and that's no insignificant achievement.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1023	Posted - 2013.01.22 09:41:00 - [12] - Quote This week we have mostly been being amazing superheroes and making our client squeal in delight.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1063	Posted - 2013.02.08 21:27:00 - [13] - Quote Awoxing is a form of quality assurance. It's easy to let some dumbass in to your corp because he has a huge pile of money and a dozen booster and logistics alts, but if he doesn't know the first thing about ship fitting, or the flagging mechanics and can't see a very obvious awox coming then he doesn't have any place in a highsec PVP corp and it's time for him to explode. If you don't like it because it makes you think we're unscrupulous you're welcome to hire somebody else with lower standards and less mean spirited vindictiveness, but the quality of the service you get is obviously going to suffer as a result.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1070	Posted - 2013.02.13 01:57:00 - [14] - Quote We beat the everliving snot out of all of our recent contracts to the point where they quit fighting after a single engagement and spent the rest of the time we were at war with them sitting quietly in station sobbing to themselves. So probably you want to hire us if you want a few absurdly effective people to relentlessly hound someone until their corp or alliance ceases to function or their "Main FC" (I use the term loosely) quits the game because he lost a 20 man fleet to 3 guys. I honestly don't know why you'd hire any other highsec merc alliance unless you desperately need a trade hub camping, because we're not going to help you with that.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1102	Posted - 2013.02.26 03:45:00 - [15] - Quote NEONOVUS wrote: Ah, I have found some one who I consider worthy enough to pay for their fun. Amber Thetawaves I am curious to hear your rates. Mail or convo Adriel for rates. But that one is going to cost you and I'm personally not willing to guarantee a satisfactory result on that one, Amber is slippery and not stupid.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1133	Posted - 2013.03.07 03:25:00 - [16] - Quote We recently just got our 2,500th kill as an alliance. At the same time we have exactly 42 losses as an alliance. Obviously we are pretty awesome so hire us. I mean with a kill to loss ratio like that at least you know we aren't randomly going to die to whoever you hire us to beat the hell out of.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1142	Posted - 2013.03.15 03:43:00 - [17] - Quote I think our total lack of professionalism in this thread might give people the impression that we're just a bunch of weirdos. While we are pretty strange we are actually very effective at killing all kinds of junk, be it entire mining ops in dead end systems with a scout posted one out, dickstar POS towers or other merc alliances. Recently we made both Failed Diplomacy and Whores In Space look really dumb when they became involved in wars with us of their own free will then we killed a bunch of their stuff. So yes, pay us your money and will we make the object of your hatred explode to the best of our ability, and our abilities are about as extensive as they get for highsec mercs.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1142	Posted - 2013.03.15 19:55:00 - [18] - Quote There is a discount available for recurring customers that increases with for each additional recurrence after a certain point. We also are willing to negotiate alternative payment options for clients who can't pay up front under special circumstances. But no, we don't give discounts to people just because they are chill bros, or because the target is likely to drop expensive loot. All clients pay standard rates unless they qualify for the previously stated discount.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1143	Posted - 2013.03.16 13:35:00 - [19] - Quote Only under extenuating circumstances.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1148	Posted - 2013.03.21 19:59:00 - [20] - Quote Posting in a sporadically read forum thread isn't an efficient way to contact anybody, particularly when there are ways to directly contact the people you want to talk to built directly into the web page. If your problem still exists and you still want to talk to somebody about arranging a contract either Eve-mail me or Adriel or contact any of us in game.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1148	Posted - 2013.03.22 01:43:00 - [21] - Quote If you wanted that dude killed you could have paid us and we'd have done it. We're not going to do a job for free on the assumption that we'll be paid afterward. We're mercenaries, reliable ones, not small time bounty hunters.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1178	Posted - 2013.04.08 03:09:00 - [22] - Quote Recently we have learned that faction warfare people are awful at highsec and their response to highsec PVP is either to fit up some terrible shield thing and instantly explode as soon as you lock them or do anything you can possibly imagine to try and avoid anyone shooting at them in what they percieve to be a "non-PVP zone" like fitting enormous numbers of stabs or flying 15 jumps into a camped lowsec gate and dying rather than fighting their highsec hostiles who were right next door. So we're definitely willing to accept contracts against FW people. It's astonishing how funny those dudes are.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1184	Posted - 2013.04.10 22:59:00 - [23] - Quote An entertaining use of spare money would be to hire 3 merc corps. Hire merc A against merc B Hire merc B against merc C Hire merc C against merc A
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1185	Posted - 2013.04.11 01:49:00 - [24] - Quote I'm frankly surprised that bored people with too much disposable isk don't hire highsec mercs to screw with eachother/random people for entertainment. It's standard practice when someone contacts you with a contract you don't really want to do to give a really outlandish quote assuming that the potential client will be deterred by it, the "Aww crap" moment comes when they agree to pay the outlandish fee and now you have to do some terrible crap. Another good idea would be to set up a really horrifying deathstar POS in highsec,hire one really large, reputable merc alliance to take it down, hire another, less effective group to defend it, a third group to shoot at the defenders and then man the guns yourself. When people post "I have loads of money what should I do?" threads I'm always either aghast that they couldn't think of anything, or convinced they must not be nearly rich enough to finance that kind of entertaining bizz. The war reports alone would be extremely funny, plus highsec mercs hate fighting eachother because it sucks for a variety of reasons but will often still do it to maintain their reputations.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1187	Posted - 2013.04.12 18:14:00 - [25] - Quote Estella Osoka wrote: Would be interested to know which FW people you have seen do this. Caldari ones.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1189	Posted - 2013.04.13 16:54:00 - [26] - Quote That seems unlikely. Unwillingness to engage targets in highsec is a pretty uniform trait among people that primarily play in pretty much any kind of space bar wormholes. Anyway, it's unlikely that we'll be putting it to the test any time soon. We're currently based out of Nourvukaiken and the locals are of a distinctly caldari nature.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1194	Posted - 2013.04.14 01:42:00 - [27] - Quote I'd really rather see less of them, they're really obnoxious and stupid with poor language skills, really like racist and homophobic epithets and they whine endlessly when you blow them up/declare war on them/sit in space suspect flagged/send them duel invites. Basically they never shut up whining about everything you do but are totally unwilling and unable to do anything about it. They remind my a lot of miners. Except mining corps usually try and kill you when you declare war on them.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1195	Posted - 2013.04.14 19:43:00 - [28] - Quote I'm going to go with the same response I make it every random moron's threat. "That seems unlikely."
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1235	Posted - 2013.04.22 19:27:00 - [29] - Quote Once upon a time the "Raccoon suit" Was an actual ship that Tysinger flew. Lot's of people lost ships to the Raccoon suit. These days the ships smaller than pirate faction battleships we fly around in typically come with subsystems and deadspace modules, so the Raccoon suit doesn't get very much use.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1235	Posted - 2013.04.23 15:33:00 - [30] - Quote Don't you have an alliance to ruin the credibility of or something? Oh wait you did that already.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1273	Posted - 2013.05.09 02:26:00 - [31] - Quote We always do our best to provide a good quality service that our customers are happy with. Taking particular care to determine what it actually is they want us to do. Rather than just pressing the declare war button and then camping jita. We also do it while being totally insufferable assholes to whoever is on the bad end of it.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1280	Posted - 2013.05.09 20:59:00 - [32] - Quote Fortunately EVE uses Norm-referenced grading. It doesn't matter if we're bad, because everyone else is worse.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1311	Posted - 2013.05.28 00:37:00 - [33] - Quote We were kind of inactive for a bit but we're back up to regular capacity now. Incidentally we can now add The Marmite Collective to the list of mercenary alliances we've utterly trounced when they became involved in our wars. So if you want a mercenary alliance that other mercenary alliances grit their teeth when they see its name in a notification we're your dudes.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1332	Posted - 2013.06.13 20:58:00 - [34] - Quote This kind of incoherent babbling gives me a very nostalgic feeling. It's been along time since I've seen such a deluded person make such baseless claims of moral authority and for it to be coupled with an accusation of working for TEST is comedy gold.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1333	Posted - 2013.06.15 06:56:00 - [35] - Quote I'd like to know why you think someone is using isBoxer and what you think they are using it for. That post has some horribly factually inaccurate stuff in it but that one threw me through a loop. Also about this guy: Quote: - They ship out of the same system and only undock when an unsuspecting pilot is seen by their scouting alts. I'm not sure what you were expecting, maybe because your dudes fly around like headless chickens with no apparent intent or purpose you were expecting that too. Why would we be anywhere other than at our home system, in a position to kill something or somewhere in between?
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1333	Posted - 2013.06.15 17:53:00 - [36] - Quote I'll be contracting you the corpses of all of the members of your alliance that I kill until such a time that you follow through on anything you've said you're going to do.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1334	Posted - 2013.06.16 02:28:00 - [37] - Quote So if you want somebody to be as butthurt as this guy It's pretty obvious who you need to call.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1334	Posted - 2013.06.16 02:41:00 - [38] - Quote You can't trust Ghostbusters, they aren't even a TEST subsidiary.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1342	Posted - 2013.06.24 02:41:00 - [39] - Quote I have no idea why you bump our thread. I didn't think I had an alt in PL.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1357	Posted - 2013.07.13 00:33:00 - [40] - Quote I don't think your dudes are ever on guard. The primary tactic we intend to employ is "fly towards them in spaceships and bet on stupid"
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1360	Posted - 2013.07.15 02:13:00 - [41] - Quote Our relationship with Pendulum of Doom predates the formation of our corp. The only time our relationship was ever really strained was when they had Khromius in there for a while and working with them meant dealing with that individual. Fortunately they purged that cancer.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1361	Posted - 2013.07.18 00:05:00 - [42] - Quote I'm not sure what about the first time Whores in space declared war on us made someone in there think it would be a good idea to do it again, but whatevs. When someone you joined a war against as an ally for free targets declares war on you it's a good day.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1363	Posted - 2013.07.20 12:59:00 - [43] - Quote This war has been awesome.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1370	Posted - 2013.08.08 22:20:00 - [44] - Quote We theoretically run on a "live and let live" policy towards other mercs wherein we try and avoid becoming involved in their business without due cause. However recently some other mercs have made it apparent that they interested in that kind of arrangement. Subsequently we have been implementing various corrective actions. Our current war status with Marmite is an example of one such corrective action. At this point it should be fairly clear that poking your nose into our business is not a good course of action.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1371	Posted - 2013.08.09 02:17:00 - [45] - Quote Adriel Malakai wrote: Pretty sure Tora figured out the whole not getting involved thing after the last war. This is just the bonus round. I personally think of it as driving home the point. Some folks don't get it the first time. Plus disproportionate and continuing retaliation has a stronger deterrent effect than brief, proportionate retaliation. It's all good to me.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1381	Posted - 2013.08.19 13:37:00 - [46] - Quote So if you want to make people so annoyed that they go to the forums and lose their **** all over this thread go ahead and send a name and some money.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1389	Posted - 2013.09.13 01:55:00 - [47] - Quote The important part is that Adriel's Ogre Is showed up on the killmail.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1392	Posted - 2013.09.15 13:10:00 - [48] - Quote Break-A-Wish foundation is basically the A-Team. When you're confronted by a situation that makes you think "God damn it I'm totally screwed right now." Break-A-Wish foundation will make the situation better. By means of violence. For a fee.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1401	Posted - 2013.09.26 09:00:00 - [49] - Quote I'm an acceptable alternative contact should Adriel be unavailable.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1415	Posted - 2013.11.13 11:04:00 - [50] - Quote Break-A-Wish foundation is now accepting contracts again.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1420	Posted - 2013.11.30 13:41:00 - [51] - Quote You'd think that people would not bother even trying just based on the statistics. Thank god for foolhardy idiots.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1543	Posted - 2014.03.11 05:59:00 - [52] - Quote We seem to have merged with Pendulum of Doom by incorporating The Filthy Few into our alliance. Subsequently we're now even more capable of murdering you than we were previously.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1543	Posted - 2014.04.06 17:18:00 - [53] - Quote Today we made both Marmite Collective and Pursuit of Happiness all dock by jumping a single rupture into amarr. That is all.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1567	Posted - 2014.04.25 04:38:00 - [54] - Quote I wish someone would pay us to kill marmite. We seem to keep ending up in situations where we're doing it for free and I feel like someone out there would pay good money for that service.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1569	Posted - 2014.04.27 01:25:00 - [55] - Quote I'm sure some of those stupid people have money.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1569	Posted - 2014.04.27 16:06:00 - [56] - Quote You'd have to be pretty out of touch to come up with Noir. as your preferred choice of mercs for a highsec event. I personally wouldn't want to pay people to sit around jita whoring on catalyst KMs.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1571	Posted - 2014.04.29 01:00:00 - [57] - Quote We recently declared our thousandth war. Currently we're contemplating what to give the lucky winners. I personally suggested keeping that particular war going indefinitely.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1574	Posted - 2014.05.14 22:34:00 - [58] - Quote If we were trying to pad our killboard in an expensive way, it would be trivial to do it in a really safe, convincing way by building some super expensive mission boats, putting them in random highsec corps and then blowing them up with suspect flagged characters. Nobody would bat an eyelid at that and we wouldn't have to put any assets in to lowsec to do it. That particular incident was so bizarre it defies explanation, I have no idea why the hell that guy kept warping every capital he had straight at us even though we had already blown up several. If a russian speaking person wants to contact him and figure it out then you're welcome to. There are only two explanations I can really think of, either the characters were bought by someone not very smart with near zero experience and was just doing stupid ****, or he was intentionally getting every ship he had blown up for some unknown reason (which is supported by the fact he later lost a crapton of subcapital ships to Norther Associates in the same system). Personally I'm upset that people think we'd be so indiscreet about KB padding. Frankly, if we were actually doing it, you wouldn't know about it.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1574	Posted - 2014.05.14 23:21:00 - [59] - Quote You sound upset that we killed more capitals than you did. Please do tell me more about how you feel if that's not the reason you're so unhappy though.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1575	Posted - 2014.05.15 02:35:00 - [60] - Quote Lazy Eagle wrote: However, you have to admit it also kind of looks like you were padding. Oh absolutely. It looks as suspicious as hell. But really, even if a highsec wardec alliance for some reason had twenty billion isk worth of capitals, including a rorqual and two totally unaffiliated capital pilots to fly them this would have been a really dumb way to try and pad out a killboard when a dead 20 billion isk faction battleship in hihsec wouldn't even raise an eyebrow or require us to be in lowsec for a long period of time with a 50 billion isk fleet.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1589	Posted - 2014.05.16 17:58:00 - [61] - Quote There's nothing about the appearance of our killboard to fix, we probably have one of the most consistent color schemes out there and pink and purple are the best colors. When The Filthy Few joined there were objections about the killboard not being being "serious internet spaceships" enough. However, eventually they learned to stop worrying and embrace the power of unicorns.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1599	Posted - 2014.05.19 17:42:00 - [62] - Quote We killed some more capitals yesterday, quick someone make a reddit post about it.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1609	Posted - 2014.05.26 05:49:00 - [63] - Quote I'm personally not sure if we're the A-Team or Ghostbusters of highsec, whichever it is, if there's violence that needs to happen the only number you need on your batphone is ours. Unless we're having one of those days.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1648	Posted - 2014.06.17 11:25:00 - [64] - Quote I don't know about you, but my job is to make people die. There's no level I won't stoop to to make that happen.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1673	Posted - 2014.09.23 03:41:00 - [65] - Quote Break-A-Wish foundation, the most flamboyant mercenary group in existence is now active again and ready to do unimaginable harm to whomsoever you feel deserves it. We'll kill anyone if you pay us enough and are utterly thrilled when you hire us to shoot other mercs.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1673	Posted - 2014.09.28 04:01:00 - [66] - Quote Today a potential client threw a hissy fit when he was informed that dropping all of our wars to focus on a single group was not a reasonable request without considerable compensation. Later on we killed a 17 billion isk faction battleship from the group he wanted us contracted against. He could have had that kill on his war report but instead he doesn't because he threw a tantrum in a chat channel. Good going there.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1673	Posted - 2014.09.29 15:21:00 - [67] - Quote Killboard padding is such an important part of our alliance activities that some of us have medals for it.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1674	Posted - 2014.09.30 04:31:00 - [68] - Quote Today we padded our killboard by putting together a highsec POS tower with an alt corp, declaring war on it then getting our director alt in a C6 wormhole corp to ally in to the war as a defender, logging in 35 ishtar alts, flying them out of the wormhole into highsec, staging a fight using isboxer and then killing our own POS. We even logged in like twenty RvB alts to come shoot our neutrals to make it look super convincing. Literally everything we do is an elaborate hoax. In fact about 30% of the characters in the game are secretly our alts.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1680	Posted - 2014.09.30 22:43:00 - [69] - Quote Funny story about what our CEOs first corp was.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1733	Posted - 2014.10.03 15:59:11 - [70] - Quote There should be a tile for being tackled by 40 police pursuit comets.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1733	Posted - 2014.10.19 08:00:22 - [71] - Quote There's probably someone in EVE that you want killed right now, and while you're sitting here not paying us money that guy is just flying around doing whatever he wants talking all kinds of **** about you. Don't let that D-bag do that, hire us to endlessly hound him and all of his friends until they get so mad they send us a bunch of death threats or something. Seriously, just think of a person you don't like, think of a thing that would be funny if it happened to him, then send Adriel a mail to get a quote for how much it will cost you.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1738	Posted - 2014.10.27 22:45:19 - [72] - Quote Right now that guy is busy telling all of local how dumb you are and how bad your entire corp sucks. Instead of that Yuller could be linking a kill mail on him in local and asking why none of his buddies undocked to help him when we had him tackled. If only you had paid us a little isk!
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1810	Posted - 2014.11.19 07:34:47 - [73] - Quote We don't really care about bumping our thread because we get more than enough contract requests without it? Basically because we're super amazing. I'm not sure how I feel about your new robot arms though, did you get in an accident or something?
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1824	Posted - 2014.11.20 02:29:36 - [74] - Quote Don't tackle a vindicator with a pilgrim if you have no backup and are fail fit.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1824	Posted - 2014.11.20 13:45:46 - [75] - Quote I don't even have large hybrid turrets injected so if I flew a Vindi it would be pretty fail fit.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 1909	Posted - 2014.12.12 04:57:36 - [76] - Quote Everyone likes us because we are wonderful people. Plus our customer service is excellent.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 2002	Posted - 2015.02.17 05:06:19 - [77] - Quote The important part is that we're having no effect on marmite whatsoever.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 2011	Posted - 2015.02.21 02:05:03 - [78] - Quote I'm pretty sure marmite lack the organization to have a designated FC.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 2011	Posted - 2015.02.21 21:03:24 - [79] - Quote When Yuller says what he actually wants to say he usually gets temp banned. All caps is about as much as he can get away with these days.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 2018	Posted - 2015.02.23 21:38:39 - [80] - Quote Err POD didn't failcascade they joined our alliance after we had essentially become the same entity. We used our alliance rather than theirs because our name was better and we has an alliance logo.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 2429	Posted - 2015.05.25 06:23:22 - [81] - Quote Something, something, NPC nullsec, something something?
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 2869	Posted - 2015.07.26 04:25:41 - [82] - Quote I killed so many rookie ships and pods today I think I might be turning into a mermaid.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 2954	Posted - 2015.08.05 18:57:56 - [83] - Quote You're late. The unicorn man is already on our alliance killboard.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 2981	Posted - 2015.08.10 01:54:19 - [84] - Quote Saeger1737 wrote: Vimsy Vortis wrote: You're late. The unicorn man is already on our alliance killboard. Damn.... Well I tried. Not very hard apparently. That image has been part of our killboard banner for like 5 years.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 3152	Posted - 2015.09.01 22:33:24 - [85] - Quote I don't think anyone ever accused us of providing good fights before.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 3154	Posted - 2015.09.02 12:15:09 - [86] - Quote That's more like what we are aiming for. Generally the response we want is something like "Holy Christ you've got to be kidding me, what the hell are we meant to do about that?" Or just "Oh god damn it, we're boned."
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 3356	Posted - 2015.10.08 16:45:00 - [87] - Quote What are you even talking about I don't even
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 3387	Posted - 2015.10.14 14:24:23 - [88] - Quote I'm going to need you to be more specific, lots of people say dumb stuff and proclaim invincibility shortly before they blow up. Like the FC of RVBs Ferox fleet. "Guys there's no way a highsec merc group can dunk a 50 man BC fleet" we saw how that worked out for them.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 3389	Posted - 2015.10.14 14:55:12 - [89] - Quote One of our members fraps'd the entire hour long engagement including the failed first attempt to engage them with a T3 fleet (we are bad) and Yuller totally flipping out. However the video isn't rendered and uploaded yet.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 3389	Posted - 2015.10.14 15:48:12 - [90] - Quote I know your game. You just want to hear Yuller losing his ****.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 3420	Posted - 2015.10.19 00:08:48 - [91] - Quote After watching the video it is very apparent that nobody outside of our alliance can ever be allowed to watch it. The individual recording literally has a big list of all of our alts open in the middle of the screen for like 30 minutes. Later he has a bunch of intelligence resources clearly visible elsewhere and various other ridiculous stuff. It's also an hour and 20 minutes long.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 3431	Posted - 2015.10.19 12:21:42 - [92] - Quote You just need to edit out the entire first part and just start by showing a black screen with the audio of Yuller flipping out (subtitled obviously) then go straight into the napocs blapping feroxes with your overview blurred out. The important parts are Yuller raging, Adriel noticing that Yuller is just shooting whatever he feels like and adriel getting super weird at the end. Any ultra secret squirrel comms can just have Korean pop music over it (I suggest 2NE1).
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 3441	Posted - 2015.10.20 13:26:16 - [93] - Quote Noragen Neirfallas wrote: Yuller wrote: Lets be honest. Saying GFD is not really flipping out. Second i think Adriel had drank 4 Mountain Dews and was calling targets like a madman and i was having a hard time keeping up with all the blinky red in the overview. Third and Adriel was getting weird there in the end making all the pew pew noises while calling targets. Making Pew Pew noises while target calling? Come on you gotta get us all this audio now plllzzzz We are probably the most unreasonable and flagrantly unprofessional alliance in highsec. We continuously do dumb stuff and trash talk each other in the middle of space battles. Some of us struggle to put ammo into our guns, others don't put a scram on their proteus and I personally lock the pod with my guns hot and melt my guns on the daily. However we still win, like all of the time. God only knows what you other guys must be doing.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 3475	Posted - 2015.10.26 04:32:15 - [94] - Quote RVB essentially had a leadership problem, a really, really bad leadership problem, but because they have a predetermined thing that they do that is sustainable so long as there are no new external factors they managed to coast on in spite of that. When we showed up we put pressure on them that required serious decision making and problem solving ability that just wasn't present. The result was once their pre-existing responses of "throw old fleet doctrines at them" they had nothing else left and the failure cascade ensues.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 3481	Posted - 2015.10.26 12:31:42 - [95] - Quote The best part is we're only on phase 1 of 3.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 3489	Posted - 2015.10.27 11:24:10 - [96] - Quote There's just too much fun stuff happening right now for baking. Stuff like rvb leadership liquidating all the SRP assets while telling the members that everything is okay and brave collective swooping in like buzzards to poach the members while their corpse is still twitching.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 3491	Posted - 2015.10.27 16:30:21 - [97] - Quote It's going to be interesting to find out exactly what they're trying to do with their POCOs. They seem to be trying to transfer their ownership somewhere, but there's no obvious final destination, which is leading me to believe someone might br trying to nab a few weeks of POCO income for their personal wallet, the other explanation would be that theres another large group (the obvious candidate would be brave since they seem to be all over rvb). We weren't initially particularly interested in them but RVB have been willing to screw over there members super hard to avoid losing them, so obviously they're worth taking, even if only to deprive them of it.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 3498	Posted - 2015.10.28 16:28:51 - [98] - Quote RVB was already dead. Their uncommitted, impotent, self-aggrandizing leadership saw to that. All we did is show up and blow up their stuff. Despite overwhelming manpower their leadership wasn't able to organize and motivate a nearly 8000 man community to defend assets from and win fights against a group of twenty human beings. If you make a huge, powerful, well funded entity, into something that can't withstand that kind of pressure then it needs to be destroyed.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 3499	Posted - 2015.10.28 16:47:55 - [99] - Quote RVB combined is about 7900 characters. BAW is about 50, we've got inactives and alts in there too, we particularly have a lot of director alts. I don't know that there are even 100 EVE players suitable to be in BAW. We are kind of, uh, different.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 3506	Posted - 2015.10.29 11:37:08 - [100] - Quote Other people comment that we talk a lot on comms. There's nothing unusual about having a casual conversation while you have 40 hostiles on grid with you in my opinion.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 3578	Posted - 2015.11.04 18:54:50 - [101] - Quote Or don't hire us and maybe we'll come and ruin your life. The best way to avoid us ruining your life is to pay us to ruin the lives someone you don't like.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 3717	Posted - 2015.12.18 07:32:40 - [102] - Quote I think Tah'ris is probably our number one hatemail recipient of all time. Everyone gets some sperglord in a mining barge yelling at them from time to time, but people send Tah'ris long, rambling walls of text explaining how bad he is at EVE and how he was obviously bullied in school/abused as a child or whatever. I don't really understand why either. Regardless, it's good to have him back. Finally Shadow will have someone to take over as master of mispronunciation.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 3718	Posted - 2015.12.18 15:14:02 - [103] - Quote I was speaking in terms of our alliance members. There's just something about Tahris that attracts an unusual level of hatred. He doesn't even do anything out of the ordinary. People just despise him for no reason.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 3767	Posted - 2015.12.22 17:31:13 - [104] - Quote Holeysheet called us deranged sociopaths. That's a pretty incredible endorsement.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 3797	Posted - 2015.12.24 01:23:25 - [105] - Quote Adriel is the one who cooks. Ask him about what he bakes for his landwhales.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 4052	Posted - 2016.02.16 15:46:35 - [106] - Quote We're still here. We're always here. We just don't have anything to do.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 4052	Posted - 2016.02.16 16:05:37 - [107] - Quote (Nobody in BAW is actually an architecture student, that's too fruity, even for us)
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 4161	Posted - 2016.03.01 19:29:39 - [108] - Quote Mike Adoulin wrote: Even more fun, so are capitals in hisec. Erm, no they aren't.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 4161	Posted - 2016.04.22 06:40:59 - [109] - Quote Adriel Malakai wrote: And then, they returned... orly? I haven't seen you killing any mining barges in a pirate faction battleship.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 4162	Posted - 2016.04.22 11:15:48 - [110] - Quote The only thing better is a marauder, but there's real practicality issues involved there.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 4163	Posted - 2016.04.22 16:41:27 - [111] - Quote And it still takes you 15 seconds to lock once you land. Yay battleships.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 4163	Posted - 2016.04.22 23:23:37 - [112] - Quote Starrakatt wrote: Vimsy Vortis wrote: And it still takes you 15 seconds to lock once you land. Yay battleships. Thats why you use 4 Sebo + 1 Scram on your Mach. dank marmite fits
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 4222	Posted - 2016.05.09 12:10:28 - [113] - Quote We got the first Citadel kill in highsec. That pretty much makes us cooler than everyone else by a massive margin. Swag levels are off the charts in here. (thanks vendetta!)
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 4230	Posted - 2016.05.09 18:02:23 - [114] - Quote Joining BAW is a notoriously difficult feat. Joining BAW and not getting your Bhaalgorn awoxed is even harder.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 4239	Posted - 2016.05.10 23:42:07 - [115] - Quote One of our members recently got the first solo citadel kill in history. Yes, we are actually that amazing.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 4239	Posted - 2016.05.11 13:20:41 - [116] - Quote Some people are extremely dedicated to shattering dreams.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 4263	Posted - 2016.05.17 02:00:45 - [117] - Quote We're still the only people who have killed a citadel in highsec. And probably the only people who've shot one through all of its reinforcement cycles.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 4297	Posted - 2016.05.20 14:37:54 - [118] - Quote Bleedingthrough wrote: Honest question: I donGÇÖt understand your obsession with highsec? Do carebears pay that well and/or drop good loot? I would think that good fights are rare and content hard work. there's lots of reasons. As a mercenary because highsec is where the vast majority of the demand is and because it's a predictable environment which is obviously better as an income source. Personally it's because I think that's where creation of conflict is most needed. Highsec is boring, largely because CCP have been pandering to carebears to make highsec more and more boring for years (without any actual positive effect). If you're going to be a instigate violence you should do it in highsec where it's visible to people who otherwise may not be exposed to it, that way they might actually become engaged with the game, rather than mining or running missions until they get bored and unsub. Also because there's nowhere else in the game I've ever found people who after the fact I thought really needed yo have their sandcastles kicked over, you get these crazy little micro-dictators and individuals with delusions about their own level of significance and it is your sacred duty to demonstrate the "bigger fish" principle to them. The hatemail and spy revealed alliance mails are ******* outstanding. I've also never cared at all about "good fights" I'm about blowing things up.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 4352	Posted - 2016.05.24 12:40:34 - [119] - Quote Lt Drebbin Whitehat wrote: But I read about a guy whose citadel was killed in Perimeter, and he said that most merc/wardec corps are blue to each other. If that is true, then this statement seems impossible: 'We are mostly hired by peasants to fight wars against other peasants.' (It's not an exact quote, but it's somewhere in the thread). What I mean to say is, ff the mercs corps are blue to each other, is it possible even for them to take contracts and combat each other for clients? Or is the statement about most of them being blue to each other not right? Can merc corps fight each other and get ISK and fun from fighting? Exactly how much do you think a random guy who is totally uninvolved with highsec mercenaries beyond trying, and failing, to hire some actually knows about who has who set blue? The answer is pretty much nothing. The reality is that some mercs have some other mercs set blue and that the blue status isn't even necessarily mutual. You can absolutely pay mercenaries to shoot at each other, the thing is it's going to cost you an arm and a leg since the level of risk involved is in shooting at people who can drop ten vindicators on the station undock you live in on a moments notice is extremely high compared to chasing off some 5 man corp that has been shooting your POCO in oracles. It's vastly more profitable to take a large number of low risk contracts against people who don't pose a serious threat than it is to fight a group of equivalent strength. Hence when you ask you get the response "sorry they're blue" even when they aren't actually blue.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 4395	Posted - 2016.06.01 12:43:44 - [120] - Quote I think the actual relationship between that citadel and complaints was dubious at best. It was Sue Abbot's citadel. It was also destroyed without any resistance whatsoever because Sue, being a known genius, put the windows right after downtime because obviously nobody will shoot it then, even though Sue doesn't log in in that TZ.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 4417	Posted - 2016.08.10 02:49:23 - [121] - Quote Sometimes you get Marmite and Archetype. to ally into a war and then when your citadel is under siege neither group shows at all but instead BAW shows up and kills the logi from the attacking fleet completely for free. And then we don't log in for a month.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 4417	Posted - 2016.08.11 03:08:38 - [122] - Quote Some other times Archetype. do show up but their reps are all neutral so we kill them all causing them to disastrously lose the fight, but we also kill the reps of the guys who were attacking your citadel so they fail to reinforce it anyway. Simultaneously causing the hired group to lose a fight while also fulfilling their contractual obligations for them for free. We're literally magic.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 4418	Posted - 2016.08.11 04:12:31 - [123] - Quote We were actually just there to kill the streamer.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 4421	Posted - 2016.08.17 05:54:04 - [124] - Quote Noragen Neirfallas wrote: was Burserg streaming his coms and fleet window again? :D Yes, that was exactly what was happening. We showed up the day before and killed all their logi. We were expecting to do the same thing again, but unfortunately they didn't bring any neutrals. However, Archetype. showed up to defend the citadel and their reps were neutral and of course LE timers made everyones logi go suspect. Everything was ruined for everyone all due to that happy accident. Also someone decided to try and reinforce a POCO using mining barges today. Outcome was pretty predictable.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 4420	Posted - 2016.08.18 00:40:15 - [125] - Quote I'm for you made sure your contractual obligations in no way involved any specific commitments.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 4420	Posted - 2016.08.28 18:57:26 - [126] - Quote Err, you didn't do jack squat and also we sold them to a dude in vendetta.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 4420	Posted - 2016.08.31 04:52:07 - [127] - Quote Yuller got made an offer and decided it was reasonable. I'd really rather not try and psychoanalyze Yuller to determine exactly why he accepted it.

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